Leaving a small puddle of apple juice on the floor because the kids have already skidded on it twice and it keeps getting better.
Shoving my son's finger WAY up his nose upon his refusal to remove said digit for the umpteenth time.
Sticking the lint back in my daughter's toes after she spent 20 obsessive minutes clearing it out.
I'm an evil, evil mother. I seek out little sadistic moments that help me get through not ever being able to take a shit in peace.
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- Angelique
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- Random musings from an old-school goth. I attempt no apologies and I accept no bullshit. I struggle to find meaning and find struggling quite meaningful.
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the BEST thing that ever happened when baby was little...
he kept jumping on the couch..
( note..I'm the mother who says..you're going to get hurt, and then lets them make the decision)
babyjumps from the top of the couch on his head and bounces waaaay up in the air and lands on the tile floor on his big fat face!..
I laughed my ass off.
he's 33 now..so he lived.
you get your kicks where you can.
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